This Ain't My First Rodeo Mug
€9,95 - €14,95
There was a time when you gave a damn. Back when you still thought things made sense—before you watched history repeat itself, trip over its own feet, and start demanding participation trophies. You used to believe people learned from their mistakes. Now, you know better.
But you don’t panic. You don’t run. You don’t clutch your pearls and start flailing at shadows every time the media shrieks about "unprecedented times." Unprecedented? Please. You’ve seen this show before. Different actors, same tired script. You’ve heard the first shots fired enough to know that the real trouble doesn’t start until everyone else has already lost their minds.
And that’s why you need this shirt. This ain’t your first rodeo. You’ve been through the collapses, the comebacks, the hysteria, the hypocrisy, the politicians promising salvation and delivering paperwork. You’ve survived bad fashion trends, worse government policies, and at least one major moral panic. You’ve paid your dues, and now you get to stand back and watch the amateurs learn things the hard way.
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
But you don’t panic. You don’t run. You don’t clutch your pearls and start flailing at shadows every time the media shrieks about "unprecedented times." Unprecedented? Please. You’ve seen this show before. Different actors, same tired script. You’ve heard the first shots fired enough to know that the real trouble doesn’t start until everyone else has already lost their minds.
And that’s why you need this shirt. This ain’t your first rodeo. You’ve been through the collapses, the comebacks, the hysteria, the hypocrisy, the politicians promising salvation and delivering paperwork. You’ve survived bad fashion trends, worse government policies, and at least one major moral panic. You’ve paid your dues, and now you get to stand back and watch the amateurs learn things the hard way.
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
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Type: Mugs
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