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Only you.
Smokey used to lecture you about campfires. This time, the thing that doesn’t grow back is the Second Amendment.
Old ranger-poster energy. Same finger-pointing. Different fire.
We printed it on the beloved garment-dyed heavyweight tee people keep raving about. The 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton feels substantial, the relaxed fit wears easy, and the garment dye gives every color that soft, broken-in look of a shirt you’ve owned for years. It looks like it fell off a ranger-station bulletin board in 1962 and somehow got better.
The old design finally got the shirt it deserved. Wear it to the range, the cookout, or anywhere people still think rights maintain themselves.
Prevent forest fires. Preserve the right to bear arms.
Garment dyeing creates natural variations in color, making each shirt subtly unique.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.
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Type: Mens Top
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