30-day returns · Guaranteed since 2003
The old bastards had it all wrong. You don't need to break a man's will when you can sell him a new one.
Give him a soundtrack, a fashionable enemy, a few carefully selected opinions, and the warm narcotic satisfaction of knowing he's one of the few people who can see through all the bullshit.
Then sit back and watch the poor son of a bitch defend his programming like it was the last free thought in America.
MK ULTRA. I WANT MY MIND CONTROL.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.
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Type: Mens Top
Category: brainwashing, collection-psyop, logo, mass formation, mind control, MKUltra, MTV parody, parody, popular culture, propaganda, t-shirt






















