This officially unofficial hoodie pays homage to the officially unofficial government department dedicated to slashing budgets for the American people—the Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.).
Built for comfort, durability, and streamlined performance, this printed edition of the legendary DOGE hoodie delivers maximum efficiency with minimal waste—just like the agency itself. No frills, no fluff—just a clean, bold insignia that lets the world know you support the rarest of all government initiatives: one that actually worked.
Whether you're trimming waste, optimizing resources, or just navigating life with the ruthless precision of a budget hawk, this hoodie has your back—literally.
✔️ Crisp Printed DOGE Insignia – No embroidery, no extravagance—just the bold mark of efficiency.
✔️ Soft, Air-Jet Spun Yarn – Smooth, lightweight, and built for all-day wear.
✔️ Double-Lined Hood – Because cutting waste doesn’t mean cutting comfort.
✔️ Front Pouch Pocket – Ideal for storing memos, budget reports, or just keeping your hands warm while waiting for the government to do something productive.
✔️ Ribbed Cuffs & Waistband with Spandex – Keeps the fit sharp and the sleeves where they belong.
✔️ Quarter-Turned Body – No weird creases, no distractions—just a clean, professional look.
This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a uniform for those who believe that efficiency isn’t just possible, it’s necessary.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 27 | 20 |
M | 28 | 22 |
L | 29 | 24 |
XL | 30 | 26 |
2XL | 31 | 28 |
3XL | 32 | 30 |
4XL | 33 | 32 |
5XL | 34 | 34 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
L | 73.7 | 61 |
XL | 76.2 | 66 |
2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
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Type: Hoodies
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