Back in the ‘80s, the mullet was the mane of legends. If you had one, you probably owned a Camaro, smoked unfiltered Marlboros, and could shotgun a beer while lighting bottle rockets off your buddy’s roof. It was a symbol of freedom—of ripping down the highway with zero seatbelt and even less regard for authority.
Now? The mullet has evolved. It’s still a statement, but these days, it’s got a skincare routine. It thrives in climate-controlled apartments, pairs effortlessly with a vintage thrifted sweater, and has strong opinions on cold brew. It doesn’t smell like motor oil anymore—it smells like sandalwood and the faintest hint of oat milk. The modern mullet is less “last call at the roadhouse” and more “first to suggest a social credit system to make sure people follow public health guidelines.”
And this shirt? It’s built like a prime Roberto Durán—lightweight but tough as hell, engineered to take hits and keep looking sharp. Loomed from premium American ring-spun cotton, this isn’t some flimsy department store tee—it’s high-thread-count luxury with a backbone. Cut on the largest tee machines in the world in the industrial district of Los Angeles, this shirt was born in the fight game and refuses to quit. Whether you’re cruising down the boulevard in a Trans Am or aggressively curating your vinyl collection, this tee keeps up.
✅ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – Soft enough for even the most delicate constitution
✅ Lightweight & breathable – Moves like Ali, hits like Tyson
✅ Pre-shrunk fabric – No unexpected shrinkage, unlike personal liberties in a state of emergency
✅ Side-seamed construction – Holds its shape longer than your faith in modern masculinity
✅ Made in the USA – From the land of the free and the home of legendary cotton
Wearing this tee may result in unsolicited compliments, a sudden urge to debate personal responsibility, or an unexpected desire to relive the glory days of unfettered freedom.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
Collections: Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals
Type: Mens Top
Category: business in the front, covid, funny, humor, liberty maniacs, lockdown, mullet, progressive, t-shirt, tyranny, tyrant, woke
