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  • Only You Can Prevent Dumpster Fires Randy the Racoon T-Shirt

    30-day returns · Guaranteed since 2003

    Randy has seen what happens when people stop paying attention.

    Only You Can Prevent Dumpster Fires is a funny raccoon t-shirt for people who understand that civilization is mostly a thin layer of rules, snacks, and someone remembering to keep the lid closed.

    Part public service announcement, part trash panda forest ranger, part shirt for anyone who has ever looked around and thought, “Well, this could go worse.”

    Soft, lightweight, and easy to wear, this unisex tee has the right amount of stretch without feeling like emergency-response tarp.


    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    • Pre-shrunk fabric
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

    Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
    S 28 18 34-37
    M 29 20 38-41
    L 30 22 42-45
    XL 31 24 46-49
    2XL 32 26 50-53
    3XL 33 28 54-57
    4XL 34 30 58-61
      LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
    S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
    M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
    L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
    XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
    2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
    3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
    4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155

    🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.



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