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Randy has seen what happens when people stop paying attention.
Only You Can Prevent Dumpster Fires is a funny raccoon t-shirt for people who understand that civilization is mostly a thin layer of rules, snacks, and someone remembering to keep the lid closed.
Part public service announcement, part trash panda forest ranger, part shirt for anyone who has ever looked around and thought, “Well, this could go worse.”
Soft, lightweight, and easy to wear, this unisex tee has the right amount of stretch without feeling like emergency-response tarp.
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.
Collections: Funny T-Shirts | Political Humor | Satire & Parody, Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals, New Shirts | New Arrivals from Liberty Maniacs
Type: Mens Top
Category: dumpster fire, funny, funny shirt, only you, raccoon, randy the raccoon, t-shirt, trash panda














