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  • Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell 3/4 Sleeve Raglan

    Old age mutant Mitch McConnell, weirdo in a halfshell!

    Made from a toxic spill in the murkiest portions of the Potomac swamp, Mitch mutated into the awful lumbering chimera we see today. McConnell lurks amongst the Congress critters with his bulging spectacled eyes locked in on the slow race to oblivion. Seemingly impervious to time itself, the reptile's ancient animal instincts have propelled him to become the longest-serving Republican senator.

    A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.

    • All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
    • Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
    • Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
    • Fine knit jersey
    • 30 singles
    • ¾ sleeves
    • Contrast raglan sleeve
    • Unhemmed bottom
    • Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
    • Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
    • Tear away label

     

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
    S 28 18
    M 29 20
    L 30 22
    XL 31 24
    2XL 31 26
      LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
    S 71.1 45.7
    M 73.7 50.8
    L 76.2 55.9
    XL 78.7 61
    2XL 78.7 66

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