Hey, bucko. You can learn to control being a monster in style. Just make sure you make your bed first. There's no point in not recognizing the natural hierarchy in things. Even lobsters know that.
These 100% cotton chino dad caps are embroidered in the USA and fit most size noggins. The adjustable back strap makes for easy and convenient sizing and has a handsome antique brass buckle.
• 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustable strap with antique buckle