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  • Orders after 12/16 Not Expected to Arrive by 12/25

    Orders after 12/16 Not Expected to Arrive by 12/25

    A Simple Guide to Protecting Yourself From Variants Unisex T-Shirt

    As easy as one, two, three! A simple guide to protecting yourself from coronavirus variants. Printed on our most popular premium combed ringspun cotton t-shirts. 

    We live in a time and place where we have to actually explicitly say that this shirt design is satire. People are now that stupid. But then again two government agencies, a nominee for President, and a sitting US Senator all were willing to go to court over our satire. So while not new, it's getting worse... and even more fun to wear them.

    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
    • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
    • Pre-shrunk fabric
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

    Size guide

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 36
    Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31

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