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  • A Few of My Favorite Things Blue Wide-leg Joggers

    Rifles on rail mounts and carbines all ready,
    BRRRT-spitting Warthogs and jets keeping steady,
    Coiled-up rattlesnakes poised up to swing,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Glocks on the nightstand for unwelcome visits,
    MP5 lines that would make Grandpa physics,
    Flags in the breeze while the Bald Eagle wings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Dogs who keep watch while you’re grilling at twilight,
    Jesus reminding you who’s got the real might,
    Freedom that rings when the Liberty bell rings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Wide-leg joggers featuring an all-over print of the essentials: eagles, American flags, M4 rifles, rattlesnakes, F-14 Tomcats, dogs, submachine guns, an A-10 Warthog, and the Lord. These will be your favorite pants. You know this. We know this. God knows this. 

    This isn't a difficult choice.

    They're handmade using recycled polyester. They don't fade. They're incredibly easy to take care of, and they're so damn comfortable it's not even fair. 

    • 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane for manufacturing in North America
    • 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane for manufacturing in Europe
    • Wide-leg cut
    • Relaxed fit
    • Side pockets
    • Elastic waistband with a drawstring
    • Tear-away care label

    Disclaimer: In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.

    Size guide

      WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
    XS 29 ⅞ 37
    S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
    M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
    L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
    XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
    2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
    3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
    4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
    5XL 52 59
    6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
      WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
    2XS 72 90
    XS 76 94
    S 80 98
    M 84 102
    L 92 110
    XL 100 118
    2XL 108 126
    3XL 116 134
    4XL 124 142
    5XL 132 150
    6XL 140 158

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