Brawndo Hoodie

2025-12-15T15:46:13-06:00

Type: Hoodie Sweatshirt
Price: 45.00 - 59.00 (14 variants)

Welcome to the future. It’s orange. It’s caffeinated. And it’s got what plants crave.

This Brawndo hoodie is for the Idiocracy diehards. The ones who saw the movie and thought, “That’s not a comedy, that’s a documentary with electrolytes.” If you’ve ever dropped a Brawndo quote in polite company and gotten blank stares, congratulations. This hoodie is your people signal.

Bright, unapologetic gold with the iconic Brawndo mark front and center. Comfortable enough for couch-watching bad decisions. Durable enough for surviving late-stage stupidity. Perfect for reminding everyone that the dumbest ideas often come with the loudest branding.

Wear it ironically. Wear it unironically. Either way, you’re hydrated.

Fit notes

Unisex fit. True to size. Size up if you want maximum future-slacker energy.

Soft, heavyweight fleece that holds its shape

50% cotton, 50% polyester blend

Air-jet spun yarn for a smoother feel and less pilling

Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

Classic front pouch pocket

Ribbed cuffs and waistband that do not sag into sadness

Built for repeat wear, repeat washes, repeat quotes

Size guide

| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches)
S | 27 | 20
M | 28 | 22
L | 29 | 24
XL | 30 | 26
2XL | 31 | 28
3XL | 32 | 30
4XL | 33 | 32
5XL | 34 | 34

| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm)
S | 68.6 | 50.8
M | 71.1 | 55.9
L | 73.7 | 61
XL | 76.2 | 66
2XL | 78.7 | 71.1
3XL | 81.3 | 76.2
4XL | 83.8 | 81.3
5XL | 86.4 | 86.4