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    Old Age Mutant Mitch McConnell Long Sleeve Tee

    Old age mutant Mitch McConnell, weirdo in a halfshell!

    Made from a toxic spill in the murkiest portions of the Potomac swamp, Mitch mutated into the awful lumbering chimera we see today. McConnell lurks amongst the Congress critters with his bulging spectacled eyes locked in on the slow race to oblivion. Seemingly impervious to time itself, the reptile's ancient animal instincts have propelled him to become the longest-serving Republican senator.

    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
    • 32 singles
    • Regular fit
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Crew neck
    • Cover-stitched collar
    • 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs

     

    Size guide

      SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
    XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 25
    S 28 18 34-37 25 ⅝
    M 29 20 38-41 26 ¼
    L 30 22 42-45 26 ⅞
    XL 31 24 46-49 27 ½
    2XL 32 26 50-53 28 ⅛
      SHIRT LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) CHEST TO FIT (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
    XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4 63.5
    S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 65
    M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 66.6
    L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 68.3
    XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 69.9
    2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6 71.4

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