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    Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Machine Gun Long Sleeve Tee

    Happiness is a belt-fed machine gun. Features a two-sided print. On back a buxom blonde with an M249, and on the front the FU Eagle towing a piglet on the left chest.

    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
    • 32 singles
    • Regular fit
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Crewneck
    • Cover-stitched collar
    • 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
    • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US

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