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  • Why Gary Why Plauche Polo

    Inspired by one of the wildest moments ever broadcast on live TV, this polo pays tribute to Louisiana’s most legendary dad move. Built for cool heads and cold stares, it’s a handmade slim-fit poly blend that laughs in the face of wrinkles and guilt alike. Perfect for blending in at the airport, the range, or anywhere justice needs a good right hook.

    Pair it with the Riverland Hi-Lift Inc Trucker Cap and amber lenses for the full Gary look. Don’t flinch. Don’t blink. Don’t miss.

    Fit note: These run smaller than standard U.S. sizes. For a comfortable fit, go one or two sizes up. Gary would.



    • 95% polyester, 5% spandex
    • Fabric weight: 5.60 oz./yd.² (190 g/m²)
    • Stretchy jersey material
    • Slim fit
    • White button placket

    Size guide

      CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    S 34-36 30-32 34-36
    M 36-38 32-34 36-38
    L 38-39 ½ 34-35 ½ 38-39 ½
    XL 39 ½-41 35 ½-37 39 ½-41
    2XL 41-42 37-38 41-42
    3XL 42-44 38-40 42-44
      CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
    S 86.4-91.4 76.2-81.3 86.4-91.4
    M 91.4-96.5 81.3-86.4 91.4-96.5
    L 96.5-100.3 86.4-90.2 96.5-100.3
    XL 100.3-104.1 90.2-94 100.3-104.1
    2XL 104.1-106.7 94-96.5 104.1-106.7
    3XL 106.7-111.8 96.5-101.6 106.7-111.8

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