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  • DOGE Embroidered Hoodie

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    D.O.G.E. Embroidered Hoodie – Streamlined, Sleek, and Built for Efficiency

    This officially unofficial hoodie pays homage to the officially unofficial government department dedicated to slashing budgets for the American people—the Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.).

    For the rare moments in history when government actually gets it right, there should be a uniform. This is it. Whether you're trimming waste, optimizing operations, or just enjoying the finer things in life—like an agency that actually serves the people—this hoodie is designed for maximum comfort and minimum bureaucratic nonsense.

    Lightweight, built for everyday wear, and featuring the iconic embroidered D.O.G.E. insignia, this is your go-to for looking sharp while keeping warm. Because when efficiency matters, excess fluff gets cut—but quality stays.

    Features of Streamlined Excellence:

    ✔️ Embroidered DOGE Insignia – The badge of those who believe in getting things done.
    ✔️ Soft, Air-Jet Spun Yarn – Designed for all-day comfort without the fluff.
    ✔️ Double-Lined Hood – Extra warmth without unnecessary bulk.
    ✔️ Ribbed Cuffs & Waistband with Spandex – Keeps the fit right and the sleeves where they belong.
    ✔️ Quarter-Turned Body – No awkward creases down the middle—because symmetry matters.
    ✔️ Front Pouch Pocket – Store your essentials, whether that’s classified memos, budget reports, or just a flask of good bourbon.

    Who’s This Hoodie For?

    • People who know efficiency is an art, not a committee decision.
    • Anyone who respects an operation that actually runs on time.
    • The kind of person who doesn’t need bells and whistles—just the best version of what works.

    This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a streamlined piece of history, built for those who appreciate quality without compromise.

    D.O.G.E. – No Waste. No Bloat. No Nonsense.

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
    S 27 20
    M 28 22
    L 29 24
    XL 30 26
    2XL 31 28
    3XL 32 30
    4XL 33 32
    5XL 34 34
      LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
    S 68.6 50.8
    M 71.1 55.9
    L 73.7 61
    XL 76.2 66
    2XL 78.7 71.1
    3XL 81.3 76.2
    4XL 83.8 81.3
    5XL 86.4 86.4

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