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    Hail Santa Faux Ugly Sweater Sweatshirt

    Your dirty capitalist Christmas consumerism is evil sacrilege. So you might as well wear your blasphemy in comfort. Hail Santa is printed on a classic, comfy sweatshirt. (Note, it's not actually a knit sweater. The graphic is printed on.)


    • 8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
    • Pre-shrunk
    • Classic fit
    • Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
    • 1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
    • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband

    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact