They started popping up like dandelions. Nobody knows where first. Maybe around college town neighborhoods. Maybe urban Democratic strongholds. But then you even started seeing them around your neighborhood. Little obnoxious narcissistic landscape manifestos spouting street-level sermons. Each with a pre-programmed kaleidoscope of causes that we all heard virtue-signaling virtuosos chant at political rallies like a doomsday cult.
These hand-made garden flags are a perfect way to lampoon this scourge as a decidedly satirical alternative to spouting off a nauseating woke agenda your neighbors don't care about. String them up with a wire, or place them on a hard flag pole. They'll made to last for years and are sublimation printed with highly resilient inks for weather resistance.
• 100% polyester
• Size: 12″ × 17″ (30 × 43 cm)
• Fabric weight: 1.2 oz./yd.² (34 g/m²)
• Pole hem
• Printed in the US
Disclaimers:
• Each garden flag may vary slightly in size and may not be perfectly evenly cut
• The flag pole is not included
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | |
12″×17″ | 17 | 12 |
A (cm) | B (cm) | |
12″×17″ | 43.2 | 30.5 |
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Type: Garden Flag
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