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    Government Cure-All Elixir Hooded Sweatshirt

    Government all-purpose cure-all elixir. Made with pure snake oil. Apply liberally to problem areas. If there's a problem, just add and forget. Bigger the problem, bigger the dose.

    Everyone needs a go-to, cozy. loose-fitting sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and has a little fun while you're at it. 

    • 50% cotton/50% polyester
    • Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
    • Double-lined hood
    • 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
    • Double-needle stitching throughout
    • Front pouch pocket

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