Somewhere, buried deep in the bowels of the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, the Department of Government Efficiency is slashing budgets with reckless abandon—gutting waste, firing grifters, torching entire agencies with a pen stroke. America’s last hope.
And while the bureaucrats squeal, the real operators—the true believers, the DOGE diehards, the ones who actually get sh*t done—sit back in supreme, fleece-lined comfort, knowing the job’s getting done.
These aren’t sweatpants. These are a battle flag—stitched into premium heavyweight fleece, cut for movement, designed for those who live like every penny matters.
You don’t wear these to slouch. You wear these because you’ve won.
✔️ 100% Pure Efficiency – The softest, warmest, most taxpayer-respectin’ fleece to ever grace a set of legs.
✔️ Official D.O.G.E. Embroidery – The only government insignia worth wearing.
✔️ Elastic Drawstring Waistband – Adjustable for optimal whiskey-drinking posture.
✔️ Ribbed Waist & Cuffs – No waste, no drag—precision-engineered legwear.
✔️ 3 Pockets for Maximum Utility – Holds your phone, your wallet, and a copy of the last budget report that actually made sense.
✔️ Five-Thread Stitching – Because we build things to last around here.
This is it. Your uniform for the post-bureaucratic golden age. No waste. No bloat. No inefficiency. Just pure, unregulated, fleece-lined glory.
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | INSEAM LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 28 | 28 |
| S | 30 | 29 |
| M | 32 | 30 |
| L | 34 | 31 |
| XL | 36 | 32 |
| 2XL | 38 | 33 |
| WAIST (cm) | INSEAM LENGTH (cm) | |
| XS | 71.1 | 71.1 |
| S | 76.2 | 73.7 |
| M | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| L | 86.4 | 78.7 |
| XL | 91.4 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 96.5 | 83.8 |
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Type: Sweatpants
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