This officially unofficial hoodie pays homage to the officially unofficial government department dedicated to slashing budgets for the American people—the Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.).
When the mission is maximum effectiveness with minimal waste, only the best will do. That’s why this premium embroidered hoodie isn’t just next-level soft and durable, it’s also cut for a sharp, streamlined fit—because excess fabric is just as bad as excess spending.
Designed for those who demand quality, whether you’re balancing budgets, outmaneuvering red tape, or just making sure your tax dollars aren’t going to fund a study on shrimp treadmills. This is the hoodie of the fiscally responsible elite.
✔️ Embroidered DOGE Insignia – A badge of honor for efficiency warriors.
✔️ Ultra-Soft Ring-Spun Cotton Blend – Because being sharp doesn’t mean sacrificing comfort.
✔️ Front Pouch Pocket – Store your essentials or your emergency escape plan from a committee meeting.
✔️ Self-Fabric Patch on the Back – For a seamless, premium finish.
✔️ Matching Flat Drawstrings – No flashy nonsense—just clean, effective design.
✔️ 3-Panel Hood – More structure, better fit, fewer bureaucratic entanglements.
This hoodie is cut for a sleek, fitted look, which means if you like a bit more room to maneuver, size up. Efficiency is great, but so is being able to move your arms.
This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a testament to streamlined excellence, proudly worn by those who know that when government efficiency happens, it deserves to be remembered.
D.O.G.E. – No Waste. No Bloat. No Nonsense. Just Results.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
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