Communists Have No CLass T-Shirt
€22,95 - €26,95
Worry not, comrades! No labor was stolen from the workers in the making of this shirt because these shirts were made by machines! Beautifully efficient little profit factories that cut out hordes of smelly proles altogether. Okay, maybe not. But even Lenin would marvel at the proletarian-like aplomb of our printers.
Marxist-Leninist classless utopia be damned. Lenin is just here to pick his nose and fart on the couch. You might have thought that old Vlad was a dry, distant, cerebral character with his life's work laser-focused on ironing out every wrinkle of inequality across the globe by any means necessary. But here's a little known fact; even in mixed company dude loved a good fart joke. Sure, he talked a good game about a utopian communist revolution that would end oligarchical capitalist exploitation, but when you got enough vodka into him, sweet mother of Russia! Vlad's bullshit air of intellectual sophistication collapsed into a whirling miasma of twisted dick jokes that would make Lenny Bruce's head spin.
Dude just didn't have any class.
- 4.5 Oz, 100% preshrunk combed ringspun cotton
- Colors below are not 100% cotton
- 90% cotton/10% poly - Heather Grey
- 60% cotton/40% poly - all "Heather" colors
- Double needle stitching throughout
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Tubular body
- Seamed collarette
- Lightweight slim fit
This shirt comes in these available sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL.
These tees are created to be smooth but not wimpy. They'll hold up in the wash as good as any shirt you own. They're also "slim fit," which is t-shirt code for saying they contour your body. The rolled shoulder ensures a better fit, and the double-stitched hems make the shirt long-lasting. The print is done with museum-quality printing equipment. We say that because the literally print shirts for museum gift shops with these. (You didn't think we meant for the walls, did you? Silly.) Like any decorated garment, just follow wash directions to make sure that your shirt and its print lasts for years to come.
Collections: Dirty Jokes | NSFW After Hours Irreverence, Funny T-Shirts | Political Humor | Satire & Parody, Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals, Owning the Libs
Type: Mens Top
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