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  • Zapata Off-Shore Co. Dad hat

    Attention all totally legitimate oil tycoons and definitely-not-spooks! Presenting the Zapata Off-Shore Co. Dad hat - the perfect accessory for your next "fishing trip" in the Bay of Pigs!

    Show the world you're just a regular Texas oilman with absolutely no connection to any three-letter agencies. This hat is so covert, it'll make you disappear faster than CIA records from the 1960s!

    Features:

    • 100% chino cotton twill (or is it? wink)
    • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design - just like your shell company
    • 6 embroidered eyelets (one for each decade of denials)
    • 3 ⅛" crown (tall enough to hide your "oil exploration" plans)
    • Adjustable strap with antique buckle (perfect for those quick costume changes)
    • Proudly embroidered in the USA (unlike some of our "offshore operations")

    Size guide

      A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
    One size 20 ½-24 ⅜ 4 ¾ 3 ⅛ 7 ½
      A (cm) B (cm) C (cm) D (cm)
    One size 52-62 12 8 19

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