Squirrel Lives Matter Hoodie
€37,95 - €47,95
Presenting the Squirrel Lives Matter T-Shirt – for those who know that sometimes the little guy needs a big voice…especially if he’s got a fluffy tail. Inspired by the notorious saga of the world's most wanted squirrel, hunted down in a five-hour government sting operation because, well, apparently, someone had to pay.
This shirt’s for everyone who thinks maybe our tax dollars could be better spent than on SWAT teams for squirrels. Made from 100% squirrel-friendly, ring-spun cotton, it's soft enough for cozying up on the couch and durable enough for dodging government overreach. Wear it to honor the fallen fuzzball, spark some laughs, and maybe inspire some real, nutty justice.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
This shirt’s for everyone who thinks maybe our tax dollars could be better spent than on SWAT teams for squirrels. Made from 100% squirrel-friendly, ring-spun cotton, it's soft enough for cozying up on the couch and durable enough for dodging government overreach. Wear it to honor the fallen fuzzball, spark some laughs, and maybe inspire some real, nutty justice.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
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Type: Hoodie Sweatshirt
Category: animal justice, animal rights humor, anti-authoritarian shirt, anti-government satire, arms up, black lives matter, funny animal shirt, funny protest tee, government overreach, government parody, hoodie, libertarian apparel, libertarian humor, lives matter, news, novelty gift, Peanut the Squirrel, political parody, squirrel justice, squirrel lives matter, unique gift idea
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