Only You Can Prevent Dumpster Fires Coffee Mug
€15,95 - €16,95
30-day returns · Guaranteed since 2003
Somewhere out there, a dumpster is on fire. And honestly? It's probably fine. But just in case you're the last line of defense between civilization and total chaos, you're going to need a mug worthy of the mission.
This glossy black ceramic mug is built for the brave, the caffeinated, and the deeply concerned about the state of things. Whether you're sipping your morning coffee while watching the news (mistake) or your afternoon tea while pretending everything is fine (smart), this mug gets it.
The Details:
- Ceramic construction, sturdy enough to survive your mornings
- 11 oz: Height 3.85" (9.8 cm), Diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
- 15 oz: Height 4.7" (12 cm), Diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
- Lead and BPA-free because you have enough problems
- Glossy finish that looks as sharp as your commentary
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Makes a perfect gift for the person in your life who is perpetually exasperated, mildly heroic, and absolutely running on caffeine. You know who they are. It might be you.
🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.
Collections: Coffee Mugs, Drinkware | Mugs, glasses, Bottles, Tumblers and more, Gifts & Stocking Stuffers, New Arrivals, White Elephant Gifts
Type: Mugs
Category: coffee, coon, dumpster fire, dumpster fire mug, funny, funny mug, gift, libertarian gift, mug, only you, political humor, racoon, sarcastic gift
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