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  • Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell T-Shirt

    Old age mutant Mitch McConnell, weirdo in a halfshell! 

    Made from a toxic spill in the murkiest portions of the Potomac swamp, Mitch mutated into the awful lumbering chimera we see today. McConnell lurks amongst the Congress critters with his bulging spectacled eyes locked in on the slow race to oblivion. Seemingly impervious to time itself, the reptile's ancient animal instincts have propelled him to become the longest-serving Republican senator.

    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
    • Pre-shrunk fabric
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

     

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
    S 28 18 34-37
    M 29 20 38-41
    L 30 22 42-45
    XL 31 24 46-49
    2XL 32 26 50-53
    3XL 33 28 54-57
    4XL 34 30 58-61
      LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
    S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
    M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
    L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
    XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
    2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
    3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
    4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155

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