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  • DOGE Department of Government Efficiency Vintage Corduroy Cap

    D.O.G.E. Vintage Corduroy Cap – The Gold Standard of Old-School Efficiency

    This officially unofficial corduroy cap pays homage to the officially unofficial government department dedicated to slashing budgets for the American people—the Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.).

    There was a time when things were built to last. When government knew how to balance a damn budget, and when a good hat wasn’t just an accessory—it was a statement. This 100% cotton corduroy cap is a throwback to that era—classic, rugged, and unapologetically efficient.

    With its unstructured, six-panel fit, gold-colored buckle, and embroidered insignia of fiscal responsibility, this cap says “I appreciate efficiency, I respect history, and I look damn good while doing both.”

    Features of a Bygone Era (That Should Make a Comeback):

    ✔️ Premium Corduroy Construction – Soft, durable, and effortlessly cool.
    ✔️ Embroidered D.O.G.E. Insignia – Woven into the fabric, just like fiscal discipline should be.
    ✔️ Unstructured, 6-Panel Fit – Relaxed and comfortable, just like the best budget hearings.
    ✔️ Adjustable Gold-Colored Buckle – Because even efficiency deserves a touch of class.
    ✔️ Cotton Twill Sweatband & Taping – For added durability and comfort, even in the face of reckless spending.

    Who’s This Cap For?

    • People who remember when efficiency wasn’t a dirty word.
    • The kind of person who can fix a carburetor, balance a budget, and still make it home in time for dinner.
    • Anyone who believes a good hat should last longer than a government surplus.

    This isn’t just a cap—it’s a tribute to efficiency, a relic of responsibility, and a damn fine piece of headwear.

    D.O.G.E. – No Waste. No Bloat. Just Pure, Unfiltered Efficiency.

    Size guide

      A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
    One size 20 - 22 6 3 7
      A (cm) B (cm) C (cm) D (cm)
    One size 50.8-55.9 15.2 7.6 17.8

    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact