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  • Trump Dance Pattern Gym Shorts

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    Some people work out to get fit. Others work out to dominate. And then there are the chosen few who hit the gym just to outshine the Deep State on the dance floor. These Trump Dance Pattern Gym Shorts are for them.

    Engineered for maximum movement—whether you're lifting, running, swimming, or fist-pumping like a man who just secured another billion-dollar deal—these bad boys won’t let you down.

    • 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (because sustainability is yuge)
    • Four-way stretch, moisture-wicking microfiber fabric (keeps you drier than a CNN apology)
    • Breathable and fast-drying (perfect for post-rally cooldowns)
    • UPF50+ protection (because even the sun can’t outshine these moves)
    • Elastic waistband with flat drawstring (comfort meets presidential-level security)
    • Mesh side pockets (because you never know when you’ll need to stash classified docs or a Big Mac)
    • No inner lining (free and unrestrained—just like your Twitter account should be)

    Perfect for the gym, the beach, or any high-energy event where you need maximum range of motion for fist-pumps and victory dances. Grab a pair and move like a man who never concedes.

    Size guide

      WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
    XS 29 ⅞ 37
    S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
    M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
    L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
    XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
    2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
    3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
    4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
    5XL 52 59
    6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
      WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
    2XS 72 90
    XS 76 94
    S 80 98
    M 84 102
    L 92 110
    XL 100 118
    2XL 108 126
    3XL 116 134
    4XL 124 142
    5XL 132 150
    6XL 140 158

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