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    DOGE Pint Glass

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    The state has failed at everything—roads, healthcare, the postal service, even keeping the damn lights on. But against all odds, one government program has finally delivered something useful: a 16oz pint glass designed for unregulated, free-market liquid consumption.

    This handcrafted, small-batch masterpiece was not subsidized, not the product of a bloated federal contract, and—best of all—not taxed when you fill it at home. It’s a monument to self-reliance, property rights, and the sacred principle that alcohol is best enjoyed without government interference.

    FEATURES OF PURE, UNSHACKLED LIBATION FREEDOM:

    ✔️ Holds 16oz of Tax-Free Liquid Assets – Beer, bourbon, or the tears of central planners.
    ✔️ D.O.G.E. Insignia – The Mark of a Real Government Success Story – And by that, we mean one that doesn’t actually exist.
    ✔️ Handmade, Like the Economy Should Be – No fiat glass, no mass production, just pure free-market craftsmanship.
    ✔️ Doubles as a Mixing Glass – Because if you’re gonna stir a drink, it damn well better be deregulated.
    ✔️ Not Dishwasher Safe – Like sound money, this requires hands-on care and responsibility.

    WHO SHOULD OWN THIS?

    • Anyone who understands that taxation is just legalized mugging.
    • People who’d rather negotiate their own drinking contracts than rely on the state.
    • Fans of limited government and unlimited pours.
    • You. Unless you prefer drinking from federally approved paper cups.

    Size guide

      WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
    16 oz 3 ½ 5 ⅞
      WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
    16 oz 8.9 15

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