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  • The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism Hardcover Journal

    The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism Hardcover Journal
    by Emmanuel Goldstein (allegedly)

    It’s the book they warned you about—the one you were never supposed to read. Now it's the one you get to write.

    This covert hardcover journal is a replica of the forbidden tome from Orwell’s 1984, disguised as The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism. Sure, the original text laid bare the mechanics of totalitarian control, but this version? Blank. Because your thoughts haven't been edited yet.

    Whether you're documenting the decline of Western civilization, sketching blueprints for underground printing presses, or just listing your grocery items like "Victory Gin" and "real coffee," this journal's for you.

    Details (because Big Brother loves details):

    • Matte laminated front & back for that contraband textbook feel

    • Casewrap binding with a flexible sewn spine for stealthy flat-lay writing

    • 150 lined pages (75 sheets) for your Thoughtcrimes

    • Tear-out pages for quick disposal when the telescreen flickers

    • Dimensions: 5.75" × 8" (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm) — small enough to hide, big enough to matter

    • Made in the USA, not Oceania

    Stamped with the INGSOC seal and “Minitrue Propdep” insignia to complete the illusion, this is the kind of journal that makes Party members nervous just sitting on your shelf.

    Perfect for:

    • Fans of Orwellian fiction

    • Writers, sketchers, and subversive thinkers

    • Gifts for your most red-pilled friend

    Own your own copy of the book that doesn’t exist.
    Down with Big Brother. Up with blank pages.

    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact