Operation Midnight Hammer Tri-Blend T-Shirt
$45.00 - $60.00
A wing of B-2 bombers.
32 hours in the sky.
Red Bull, go-pills, and a 30,000-pound Massive Ordnance Penetrator riding beneath them like a steel hard-on blessed by Boeing and cursed by God.
They flew from Middle America to the ass-end of Iran.
No lights. No chatter. Just the quiet confidence of a well-endowed, billion-dollar delta wing on the orders of a billionaire commander-in-chief.
No one knows exactly what they hit.
Only that it no longer exists.
A select few will know that this shirt is a dick joke. Only the chosen know that everything is a dick joke.
This t-shirt features a tri-blend fabric that offers a classic, snug fit. Its exceptional durability ensures it stays comfortable for years.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
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Type: Mens Top
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