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  • Nakatomi Plaza Men's Premium Polo

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    Welcome to the Party, Pal.

    Elevate your wardrobe to Hans Gruber levels of sophistication with the Nakatomi Plaza Men’s Premium Polo. Whether you’re storming a boardroom or crawling through air ducts to save the day, this sleek polo ensures you look sharp enough to impress even the most diabolical masterminds.

    Featuring an embroidered Nakatomi Plaza logo, this isn’t just a shirt—it’s a statement. (No cheesy rhetorical devices here.) It's for anyone who knows the greatest Christmas story ever told involved glass shards, rooftop explosions, and John McClane’s unbeatable one-liners.

    Why You’ll Want It in Your Arsenal:

    • 65% polyester, 35% cotton pique: Durable enough for scaling elevator shafts, comfy enough for post-heist champagne toasts.
    • Relaxed fit: Because saving hostages and jumping off buildings isn’t a slim-fit kind of job.
    • Flat knit collar and cuffs: Perfect for when you’re negotiating with terrorists—or debating the Die Hard Christmas movie theory.
    • Side vents for breathability: Keeps you cool, even under a hail of bullets.
    • Metal buttons with dyed-to-match rims: Attention to detail that Hans himself would approve of.

    When to Wear It:

    • Hosting your annual “It’s Not Christmas Without Nakatomi” movie marathon.
    • Closing deals so big, they require FBI agents with questionable jurisdiction to get involved.
    • Casually dropping Alan Rickman impressions during dinner parties to remind everyone you have taste.
    • Navigating your next office holiday party with enough style to rival a barefoot NYPD cop.

    The Legacy Lives On:
    This polo doesn’t just look great—it’s a tribute to the most iconic fictional skyscraper in Los Angeles history. Nakatomi Plaza wasn’t just a building; it was a war zone where cowboy spirit triumphed over European villainy and walkie-talkie banter reached its cinematic peak. Now, you can carry a piece of that legend every time you throw on this timeless, premium polo.

    Grab yours today and channel your inner John McClane. Yippee-ki-yay, wardrobe upgrader.

    Size guide

      A (inches) B (inches) C (inches)
    S 29 40 ½ 20
    M 30 42 ½ 20 ¾
    L 31 46 ½ 21
    XL 32 49 ½ 22
    2XL 33 54 22 ½
    3XL 33 ½ 57 23
    4XL 34 60 23 ½
    5XL 34 ½ 63 24
      A (cm) B (cm) C (cm)
    S 73.7 102.9 50.8
    M 76.2 108 52.7
    L 78.7 118.1 53.3
    XL 81.3 125.7 55.9
    2XL 83.8 137.2 57.2
    3XL 85 144.8 58.4
    4XL 86.4 152.4 59.7
    5XL 87.6 160 61

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