March of Devolution Sheeple Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
$40.00 - $46.00
Civilization was supposed to evolve. Instead, here we are, scrolling, shopping, and following the herd. This tee makes the point without you having to say a word.
The fit is relaxed and drapes naturally. Not clingy. Not oversized. That perfectly chill in-between that feels made to throw on with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket when you want to look like you didn’t try but still nailed it.
The fabric is soft, breathable cotton with a smooth hand feel you notice right away. Pre-shrunk so it keeps its shape after countless washes. Light enough for all-day wear but durable enough to last. It’s the kind of shirt that sneaks into your weekly rotation until you wonder how you lived without it.
Slip it on, let the design do the talking, and enjoy the comfort of a tee that gets the joke.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 |
| SHIRT WIDTH (cm) | SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | |
| S | 47 | 64.1 | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 |
| M | 50.8 | 66 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 |
| L | 55.9 | 68 | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 |
| XL | 61 | 69.9 | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 |
| 2XL | 66 | 71.8 | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 73.7 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 |
Collections: Ladies Apparel | Freedom Fashion for Liberty Lovers, Ladies Tees | Ladies, New Arrivals
Type: Ladies T-shirts
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