Back in the ‘80s, the mullet was the mane of legends. If you had one, you probably owned a Camaro, smoked unfiltered Marlboros, and could shotgun a beer while lighting bottle rockets off your buddy’s roof. It was a symbol of freedom—of ripping down the highway with zero seatbelt and even less regard for authority.
Now? The mullet has evolved. It’s still a statement, but these days, it’s got a skincare routine. It thrives in climate-controlled apartments, pairs effortlessly with a vintage thrifted sweater, and has strong opinions on cold brew. It doesn’t smell like motor oil anymore—it smells like sandalwood and the faintest hint of oat milk. The modern mullet is less “last call at the roadhouse” and more “first to report their neighbors for violating lockdown orders.”
This premium vinyl sticker is here to celebrate the journey—whether you’re repping the classic dirtbag mullet or the artfully curated softboy edition. Printed on high-opacity adhesive vinyl, it slaps onto laptops, water bottles, and anywhere else that needs a little extra business in the front. The durable material ensures a smooth, bubble-free application, so your sticker game is as flawless as your moral self-certainty.
✅ High opacity film – Covers old stickers, bad choices, and questionable life phases
✅ Bubble-free application – Because clean lines matter (ask your barber)
✅ Durable vinyl – Stays put longer than your emergency mask stash
✅ 95µ density – Science-y way of saying “high quality”
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| 3″×3″ | 3 | 3 |
| 4″×4″ | 4 | 4 |
| 5.5″×5.5″ | 5 ½ | 5 ½ |
| HEIGHT (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| 3″×3″ | 7.5 | 7.5 |
| 4″×4″ | 10 | 10 |
| 5.5″×5.5″ | 14 | 14 |
Collections: New Arrivals, Stickers By Liberty Maniacs, Stickers | Little Sticky Memes You Can Post In Real Life
Type: Sticker
Category: business in the front, covid, decal, liberty maniacs, lockdown, mullet, progressive, sticker, tyranny, tyrant, woke
