Boiling Frog Everything's Just Fine T-Shirt
$37.00 - $60.00
There’s a certain peace in pretending it’s all okay.
The bills, the headlines, the sirens in the distance, you let it wash over you like warm bathwater…
…that’s slowly coming to a boil.
He’s still puffin’ his pipe, this little frog, lounging like its leisure, unaware the stove's on high and the world’s gone sideways.
And out there, folks keep clapping along to the slow fade.
Prices up, choices down. Smiles glued on.
A long decline in soft focus.
This one’s for the ones who don’t sit still in the pot. The ones who see it coming and crack a smile anyway.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
The bills, the headlines, the sirens in the distance, you let it wash over you like warm bathwater…
…that’s slowly coming to a boil.
He’s still puffin’ his pipe, this little frog, lounging like its leisure, unaware the stove's on high and the world’s gone sideways.
And out there, folks keep clapping along to the slow fade.
Prices up, choices down. Smiles glued on.
A long decline in soft focus.
This one’s for the ones who don’t sit still in the pot. The ones who see it coming and crack a smile anyway.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
Collections: Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals, New Shirts | New Arrivals from Liberty Maniacs, The Company Store: Covert Ops, Spy Agencies, and Black Projects
Type: Mens Top
Category: animal, conditioning, conspiracy, conspiracy humor, dark humor, fire, frog, frying, funny, graphic tee, humor, illustration, liberty maniacs, pipe, politics, retro, satire, shirt, slow decline, smoking, t-shirt, toad
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