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  • A Few of My Favorite Things Button Up Shirt

    Rifles on rail mounts and carbines all ready,
    BRRRT-spitting Warthogs and jets keeping steady,
    Coiled-up rattlesnakes poised up to swing,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Glocks on the nightstand for unwelcome visits,
    MP5 lines that would make Grandpa physics,
    Flags in the breeze while the Bald Eagle wings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Dogs who keep watch while you’re grilling at twilight,
    Jesus reminding you who’s got the real might,
    Freedom that rings when the Liberty bell rings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.


    Made right here in North America by actual maniacs (the good kind), each shirt is cut, sewn, and printed to order with a featherlight, moisture-wicking fabric that breathes like a tail gunner under flak fire. And yes, it’s 
    oversized on purpose. This thing’s meant to be worn loose.

    • Fabric composition in the EU: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
    • Fabric composition in the US: 100% recycled polyester
    • Fabric weight in the EU: 2.95 oz./yd.² (100 g/m²)
    • Fabric weight in the US: 3.24 oz./yd.² (110 g/m²)
    • Fabric specifications in the EU: Breathable; moisture-wicking material with UPF50+ protection
    • Oversized fit

    Disclaimers:
    • In areas where the fabric is double-layered, details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
    • After washing, the fabric will become softer.

    Size guide

      CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ¼ 35 ⅜
    XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37.0
    S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
    M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ¼
    L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
    XL 45 ¾ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
    2XL 48 ¾ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
    3XL 52.0 45 ¾ 52 ¾
    4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ¾ 55 ⅞
    5XL 58 ¼ 52.0 59 ⅛
    6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
      CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
    2XS 87.9 71.9 90
    XS 92 76 94
    S 96 80 98
    M 100 84 102.1
    L 108 92 110
    XL 116 100 118.1
    2XL 124 108 126
    3XL 132 116 134.1
    4XL 140 124 142
    5XL 148 132 150.1
    6XL 156 140 158

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