Welcome to the DOGE Department of Government Efficiency—the fictional agency that’s here to reclaim what’s rightfully yours. This t-shirt proudly bears the official DOGE seal on the front chest and “PUBLIC ASSET FORFEITURE AGENT” on the back, making it clear that you’re on a mission to expose government waste and restore efficiency to the people. With the essential addition of the Department of Redundancy Department (just to be thorough), this shirt combines sharp humor with a serious statement about bureaucracy gone wild.
Made of 100% ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt is as soft as it is durable. Whether you’re patrolling the DMV for rogue staplers or just kicking back and dreaming of leaner government budgets, the lightweight fabric and double-stitched neckline and sleeves are built to keep you comfortable and ready for action.
As a proud “Public Asset Forfeiture Agent” of the DOGE Department, you’re dedicated to identifying every unnecessary government desk chair, coffee machine, and forgotten supply closet treasure to return them to the people. This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a statement that true efficiency belongs outside the confines of bureaucracy. Because if the government won’t reduce the waste, at least you’ll be there to reclaim it.
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Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
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Type: Mens Top
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