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Orders after 12/16 Not Expected to Arrive by 12/25
B.I.R.D.S. Biomechanical Reconnaissance Drone Surveillance Youth Short Sleeve T-Shirt
$38.00
Birds aren't real? Oh, they're real alright. They're DARPA's most dazzling technological marvel in decades. The Biomechanical Reconnaissance Drone Surveillance (B.I.R.D.S.) platform makes covert surveillance operations the ultimate in avian espionage.
With B.I.R.D.S., the government has the perfect wingman for covert missions. It can capture high-definition aerial footage, eavesdrop on top-secret conversations, and, of course, spread its own feathered propaganda.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 32 singles
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction
With B.I.R.D.S., the government has the perfect wingman for covert missions. It can capture high-definition aerial footage, eavesdrop on top-secret conversations, and, of course, spread its own feathered propaganda.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 32 singles
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 15 ¼ | 20 ⅞ |
| M | 16 ¼ | 22 ⅛ |
| L | 17 ¼ | 23 ⅜ |
| XL | 18 ¼ | 24 ⅜ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 38.7 | 53 |
| M | 41.3 | 56.2 |
| L | 43.8 | 59.4 |
| XL | 46.4 | 62 |
Collections: Fauxtest | Absurdism for Modern Times, Government, Kids | Fun T-Shirts for the Kids, New Arrivals
Type: Kids
Category: biomechanical, BIRDS, birds aren't real, children, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, DARPA, Drone, funny, gift, government, humor, kids, liberty maniacs, nerd, parody, Reconnaissance, research, satire, short sleeve, Surveillance, t-shirt
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