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If you've spent any time on the internet over the last twenty years, chances are you've heard of Killdozer. If you're here looking at this shirt, there's an even better chance you already know the story.
Still, it's worth remembering.
In 2004, Marvin Heemeyer, owner of Mountain View Muffler in Granby, Colorado, spent months transforming a Komatsu D355A bulldozer into one of the most infamous machines in modern American history. After years of disputes involving zoning decisions, neighboring businesses, and local officials, he drove it through the town he believed had backed him into a corner.
The story lasted a single afternoon.
The debate has lasted more than twenty years.
Documentaries, books, podcasts, and millions of internet discussions later, Killdozer has become something few modern news stories ever do: American folklore. Mention Marvin Heemeyer almost anywhere online and you'll find people arguing over the details, the motives, the consequences, and what the whole story ultimately means.
Some stories fade.
This one keeps finding new audiences.
This design is our tribute to Mountain View Muffler, the machine that became a legend, and one of the most unforgettable stories of the internet age.
Printed on a premium heavyweight garment-dyed tee with a broken-in feel from the first wear, it's built to last, just like the story.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.
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Type: Mens Top
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