Zapata Off-Shore Co. Printed Foam Trucker Hat
$35.00$37.00
When you’re running cover for international ops under the guise of offshore drilling, you need two things: plausible deniability and breathable headwear.
The Zapata Off-Shore Co. Foam Trucker delivers both.
Whether you're exfiltrating assets from Havana or just picking up bait and switch tactics at the marina, this hat says, “Don’t worry—I’m just a patriotic oilman with absolutely no experience in regime change, narcotics logistics, or maritime sabotage.” It’s the kind of hat you wear when you want people to think you’re the patsy.
Built for hot zones and humid lies.
Designed to keep your scalp cool while everything else burns.
Features for shadow operators and shell company enthusiasts:
• High-profile 5-panel foam crown for high-level compartmentalization
• 100% polyester mesh back—ventilation for high-pressure interrogations
• Seamless front panel, just like the official narrative
• Matching braid and sweatband so clean even Hoover wouldn’t suspect you
• Adjustable plastic snap for medium to large cover identities
• One size fits most Cold War cowboys
• Printed quietly in an undisclosed jurisdiction with no formal extradition treaties
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 24 - 26 | 6 | 3 | 8 ⅝ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 61-66 | 15.2 | 7.6 | 21.8 |
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Type: Hat
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