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Orders after 12/16 Not Expected to Arrive by 12/25
This Is Not Santa Karl Marx Knitted Sweater
$116.00 - $125.00$129.00 - $138.00
Let’s get one thing straight: Karl Marx isn’t Santa. Sure, the beard might fool a few people, but instead of bringing gifts and joy, ol' Karl would rather redistribute your presents to the neighbor’s kids. While Santa believes in the spirit of giving, Marx’s version is more like “From each according to their ability, to each according to their wish list.”
Wear this knit sweater and keep the Christmas spirit alive—without the Marxist manifesto. It’s the perfect holiday wear for anyone who knows the difference between a jolly gift-giver and a grumpy revolutionary.
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester blend—soft like Santa’s suit, but with none of the class struggle.
- 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²) fabric weight—light enough for holiday parties, heavy enough for cold economic debates.
- Unisex sizing, because fairness isn’t forced here.
- Machine washable, so it’ll stay fresh even when the revolution doesn’t come.
Pro Tips:
- Expect some chuckles from the history nerds and the politically confused.
- Fulfillment: 7–14 days. Shipping up to 2 weeks—hey, at least we're not seizing the means of production here.
Important: This product is available in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. Please choose a different product if your shipping address is outside these regions.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 19 ½ | 25 ¾ | 24 ¾ |
| M | 20 ½ | 26 ¾ | 25 ⅝ |
| L | 22 | 27 ¾ | 26 |
| XL | 23 ⅝ | 28 ¾ | 26 ⅜ |
| 2XL | 25 ¼ | 29 ¾ | 26 ¾ |
| 3XL | 26 ¾ | 30 ⅛ | 27 |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 49.5 | 65.4 | 62.9 |
| M | 52 | 68 | 65 |
| L | 55.9 | 70.5 | 66 |
| XL | 60 | 73 | 67 |
| 2XL | 64.1 | 75.6 | 68 |
| 3XL | 68 | 76.5 | 68.6 |
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Type: Knit Sweater
Category: Anti-Communism, Christmas parody, Christmas sweater, Communist satire, Cozy rebellion, Free market, Funny sweater, Holiday sweater, Individualism, Karl Marx, knit, Knit sweater, knitted sweater, Libertarian, Liberty, Liberty Maniacs, Marxist satire, Not Santa, Political humor, Political satire, sale, Santa Claus, Satirical fashion, sweater, Unisex sweater
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