I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Unisex T-Shirt
$34.00 - $45.00$38.00 - $50.00
You sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since you were a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful.
Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with this super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt that looks great on men, women, transgendered, helicopters, and even our fixed-winged brothers and sisters. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.
• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Baby-knit jersey
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
• Side-seamed
Collections: Conservatives Corner, Funny T-Shirts | Political Humor | Satire & Parody, Holiday Sales, Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals, Sale | All Sale Items
Type: Mens Top
Category: attack helicopter, funny, helicopter, humor, identify, identity, mens, military, sale, satire, sexual, social justice warrior, transgender
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