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  • Gulf of America Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

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    They said manifest destiny was over. They told us you couldn’t just rename an entire body of water like it was a family dog. But they underestimated the raw, sunburnt, jet-ski-riding, bikini-clad spirit of the American people. The Gulf of Mexico is dead. Long live the Gulf of America.

    And now, this shirt is your official uniform for a new era of glorious, sunscreen-optional, boat-drink-fueled imperialism. Soft as a breeze rolling off the surf, relaxed like the fit of a Floribama local who’s got nowhere to be but here, and lightweight enough to catch that perfect Jimmy Buffett memorial tan without breaking a sweat.

    This is not just a t-shirt. It’s an act of geographic defiance.

    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – because polyester is for communists.
    • Pre-shrunk & side-seamed – built to outlast hurricane season.
    • Relaxed fit – because tight clothes are for the weak.
    • Lightweight & breathable – like a gentle whisper from a deep-fried mermaid.
    • Crew neck for ultimate versatility – dress it up, dress it down, or just wear it straight into the Gulf like a warrior of the waves.

    Wear it on the boat. Wear it to the dive bar. Wear it while standing on the hood of a Ford Bronco screaming "WE TOOK THE GULF, NOW WE TAKE THE WORLD." This isn’t just a shirt, it’s history in motion.

    GULF OF AMERICA FOREVER 🦅🌊

    Size guide

      SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
    S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12 7 ¾
    M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16 8 ¼
    L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20 8 ¾
    XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24 9 ½
    2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28 10 ¼
    3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32 10 ¾
      SHIRT WIDTH (cm) SHIRT LENGTH (cm) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
    S 47 64.1 6-8 36-38 10-12 19.7
    M 50.8 66 10-12 40-42 14-16 21
    L 55.9 68 14-16 44-46 18-20 22.2
    XL 61 69.9 18-20 48-50 22-24 24.1
    2XL 66 71.8 22-24 52-54 26-28 26
    3XL 71.1 73.7 26-28 56-58 30-32 27.3

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