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    DOGE Embroidered Eco Hoodie

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    D.O.G.E. Official Hoodie – Built for Legends, Not Bureaucrats

    This officially unofficial hoodie pays homage to the officially unofficial government department dedicated to slashing budgets for the American people—the Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.).

    A government agency that actually worked? Sounds like a fairy tale, but no—this one was real. A rare beast. The Sasquatch of bureaucracy. While the rest of the machine was hemorrhaging taxpayer dollars like a slot machine on tilt, DOGE was cutting waste, kicking ass, and proving the impossible: that efficiency could, in fact, exist in Washington.

    And now, you can wear the legend. This isn’t some flimsy, mass-produced government handout. No, sir. This premium embroidered hoodie is built tough—stitched with the same reckless abandon that fueled DOGE’s mission to strip the fat off bloated budgets and run government like a goddamn profit-driven machine.

    Specs – Because Details Matter:

    ✔️ Embroidered DOGE Insignia – Not some cheap screen print. Real, gold-threaded proof that you know your history.
    ✔️ Premium Organic & Recycled Fabric – Because waste is for bureaucrats. These are made with certified organic cotton, and recycled poly. 
    ✔️ Double-Layered Hood – Extra protection for when the pencil-pushers come sniffing around.
    ✔️ Kangaroo Pocket – Big enough to stash classified memos, a small pistol, or your last ounce of faith in the system.
    ✔️ Flat Drawcords with Metal Eyelets – Because real efficiency is in the details, dammit.

    Who’s This Hoodie For?

    • Patriots who believe in trimming the fat, not adding another layer of bureaucracy.
    • Anyone who’s ever watched government spending and thought, "These people are out of their damn minds."
    • The kind of person who sees a pothole, fills it themselves, and sends the city a bill.

    This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a battle flag for the fiscally sane. A tribute to one of the finest, fiercest, and funniest government achievements ever to slip through the cracks.

    D.O.G.E. – The Government Agency That Shouldn't Have Existed… But Did.

    Size guide

      A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
    XS 18 ½ 26 ⅜ 5 ¼ 23 ⅝
    S 20 ⅛ 26 ¾ 5 ½ 23 ⅞
    M 21 ⅝ 27 ⅛ 5 ¾ 24
    L 23 ¼ 28 ⅛ 5 ⅞ 24 ¼
    XL 25 ¼ 29 ⅛ 6 ½ 24 ⅜
    2XL 27 ½ 30 ¼ 6 ⅞ 24 ⅝
    3XL 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 7 ½ 24 ¾
    4XL 32 ¼ 32 ⅝ 7 ⅞ 25.00
    5XL 34 ⅝ 33 ⅞ 8 ⅝ 25 ¼
      A (cm) B (cm) C (cm) D (cm)
    XS 47 67 13.5 60
    S 51 68 14 60.5
    M 55 69 14.5 61
    L 59 71.5 15 61.5
    XL 64 74 16.5 62
    2XL 70 77 17.5 62.5
    3XL 76 80 19 63
    4XL 82 83 20 63.5
    5XL 88 86 22 64

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