If you went to Hawaii and didn’t return with at least one questionable decision and a story you can’t tell in polite company, did you even go?
This garment-dyed heavyweight tee is for the travelers who don’t waste their time on guided tours or overpriced luaus. It’s for those who find themselves drinking with strangers at a beach bar, waking up to a sunrise they didn’t plan for, and leaving the island with a grin and a slightly suspicious tan line.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft enough for a long flight home, durable enough to survive the stories you’ll never tell, and comfortable enough to sleep off whatever happened in that cabana.
✅ 6.1 oz heavyweight cotton – Built to withstand island antics and customs interrogations.
✅ Garment-dyed for that well-worn look – Because looking like you belong is half the hustle.
✅ Double-needle stitching – Reinforced for long nights, bad choices, and barely making your flight.
✅ Twill-taped neck & shoulders – Because a good souvenir should outlast your vacation romance.
Wear it. Own it. And if anyone asks about your trip, just smile and say, "You had to be there."
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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Type: Mens Top
Category: beach, flowers, funny, funny t-shirts, garment dyed, get laid, hawaii, heachweight, heavyweight, holiday, hula, humor, liberty maniacs, mens, travel, vacation, women
