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  • CIA Cocaine Import Agency Men’s Box tee

    The year was… hell, it could’ve been any year when the White Trade was booming and the Black Ops were burning through jungle airstrips faster than a Fairchild C-123 on final approach. Cities lit up like Christmas trees in July, coke and crack hitting the streets harder than a linebacker on payday, all while Nancy Reagan wagged her manicured finger and told the nation to Just Say No.

    Some folks said it was treason. Others said it was patriotism with better product. We say it was a uniquely American business model: move the nose candy, fund the freedom fighters, and never, ever put it in writing.

    This heavyweight 7 oz. box-cut tee carries the updated seal of the outfit that made it all possible: The Cocaine Import Agency. A quiet nod to those late nights in hangars and smoke-filled rooms where the Constitution took a backseat to the godless commie menace. Drop shoulders for style. Reinforced neck for the weight of history. Built to outlast the statute of limitations.

    • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
    • Fabric weight: 7 oz./yd.² (237.34 g/m²)
    • Oversized relaxed fit
    • Drop shoulder sleeves
    • Ribbed collar reinforced neckline
    • Printed in the USA

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
    S 28 ¼ 34-37
    M 29 ¼ 38-41
    L 30 ¼ 42-45
    XL 31 ¼ 46-49
    2XL 32 ½ 50-53
    3XL 33 ½ 54-57
    4XL 34 ¼ 58-61
      LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
    S 71.8 86.4-94
    M 74.3 96.5-104.1
    L 76.8 106.7-114.3
    XL 79.4 116.8-124.5
    2XL 82.6 127-134.6
    3XL 85 137.2-144.8
    4XL 87 147.3-155

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