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Time is an illusion. Only back pain is real.
The Time is An Illusion Cotton Tote Bag is for anyone whose body has started issuing calendar reminders in the form of lower-back pain. Use it for books, groceries, chargers, snacks, and all the other artifacts of being technically alive.
Soft cotton. Useful capacity. Existentially accurate.
🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.
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Type: Tote
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