I Identify as a Komatsu D355A Killdozer Shirt

2025-05-16T16:21:47-05:00

Price: 26.17 - 35.20 (7 variants)

Gender: Diesel.
Pronouns: Push / Crush.
Self-expression weight: 49 tons.

This shirt is what happens when you believe in self-identification—and you happen to identify as 49,000 pounds of cold-rolled justice with armor plating and a grudge.

Printed on a premium heavyweight garment-dyed tee, this beast is thick, structured, and soft enough to wear while rewriting your manifesto. Reinforced stitching from collar to hem makes it damn near as unstoppable as the D355A it honors.

This isn’t cosplay. It’s a lifestyle.

Only available in the U.S.A.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Size guide

| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼
M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾
L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19
XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½
2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾
3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼
4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝

| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3
M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45
L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3
XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52
2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3
3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59
4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6