B.I.R.D.S. Biomechanical Reconnaissance Drone Surveillance T-Shirt

2023-10-10T14:04:17-05:00

Price: 22.80 - 36.58 (93 variants)

Birds aren't real? Oh, they're real alright. They're DARPA's most dazzling technological marvel in decades. The Biomechanical Reconnaissance Drone Surveillance (B.I.R.D.S.) platform makes covert surveillance operations the ultimate in avian espionage.

With B.I.R.D.S., the government has the perfect wingman for covert missions. It can capture high-definition aerial footage, eavesdrop on top-secret conversations, and, of course, spread its own feathered propaganda.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches)
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65

| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm)
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155
5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165