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  • Paleoconservative Men's Premium Polo

    The Paleoconservative Embroidered Polo Shirt by Liberty Maniacs, featuring the iconic wooly mammoth logo embroidered on the left chest, this shirt is a clear statement of your commitment to Paleoconservative principles and lets you stand out from the establishment warhawks and globalist neocons amongst you.

    Crafted from a soft, breathable blend of polyester and cotton pique, this handsome shirt is designed to keep you comfortable even as you endure the inane amoral prattling of unfortunately-endowed chickenhawks as they vicariously make-believe their manliness by recommending endless young people fight for them. With a relaxed fit that runs large, this shirt is perfect for any occasion, whether you're out rallying for your cause or explaining the finer points of why Calvin Coolidge was one of the greatest American presidents on the golf course.

    The flat knit collar and cuffs provide a clean, polished look, while the metal buttons with dyed-to-match plastic rims adds a nice touch. And with side vents for breathability, this shirt is perfect for those warm summer days when you want to stay cool and comfortable.

    Will we ever see a sane, peaceful, civilized society that puts its citizens sovereignty and best interests forward in our lifetime? We like to think so. But folks like us will have to look damn good in the meantime promoting it until everyone comes around to the paleo way of doing things. To that effort, enjoy!

    • 65% polyester, 35% cotton pique
    • Fabric weight: 5.0 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
    • Relaxed fit that runs large
    • Flat knit collar and cuffs
    • Metal buttons with dyed-to-match plastic rims
    • Side vents for breathability

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